Hey guys! So I had a fun idea...what if I took the Xmas song "12 Days of Christmas" and made it relevant to college students? Let's give it a try! (If you want to sing it out loud, go for it!)
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A big 30 pack of Natty
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six unexcused absences
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven loud neighbors (it's 4am, turn off the techno!)
Six unexcused absences
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of Pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight roundsof Modern Warfare
Seven loud neighbors
Six unexcused absences
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine crazy cat memes (because cats have 9 lives)
Eight rounds of Modern Warfare
Seven loud neighbors
Six unexcused absences
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten Boondock Saints viewings
Nine crazy cat memes
Eight rounds of modern Warfare
Seven loud neighbors
Six unexcused absneces
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven boring lectures
Ten Boondock Saints viewings
Nine crazy cat memes
Eight rounds of modern warfare
Seven loud neighbors
Six unexcused absences
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve goals in broomball (okay it was only 11, only because one of them didn't count because I was offsides)
Eleven boring lectures
Ten Boondock Saints viewings
Nine crazy cat memes
Eight rounds of modern warfare
Seven loud neighbors
Six unexcused absences
Five hits of hookah
Four quarters of pigskin
Three sons of Mumford
Two hours of sleep
And a big 30 pack of Natty
Wow, that was fun, huh? I think I might have a future in songwriting lol!
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